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Some inspirational words I found in the basement at Fall Down Gallery.
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Some inspirational words I found in the basement at Fall Down Gallery.

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Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared.

Futurama

(Inspiration for my next career.)

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The impulse to perfection cannot exist where the definition of perfection is the arbitrary decision of authority. That which is born in loneliness and from the heart cannot be defended against the judgment of a committee of sycophants.
Raymond Chandler (1945)
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  • 2 months ago
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The idea that the nation’s culture can be shaped by mandating the nationality of prime-time content on TV networks and radio stations is as antiquated as it was flawed to start with. And we’re wasting money and time by continuing to force media outlets to comply.
Marni Soupcoff: The trouble with CanCon regulations | Full Comment | National Post
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  • 3 months ago
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I was going to make fun of Nickelback, but then I decided to just move on with my life.
Ben Myers (me)
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  • 3 months ago
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I will solve your problem, and you will pay me. […] You can use what I produce, or not, but I will not do options, and either way you will pay me.

Paul Rand

Words for designers and freelancers to live by.

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  • 4 months ago
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Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay… revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish!

…and of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony.

Steve Martin Christmas Wishes
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  • 5 months ago
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Be in love with yr life

Be crazy dumbsaint of the mind

Blow as deep as you want to blow

Write what you want bottomless from the bottom of the mind

Remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition

Write in recollection and amazement for yourself

JACK KEROUAC
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It’s a known fact in advertising circles that only idiots click on ads — and yet advertisers still think that click-through rates mean something, and that a higher click-through rate means a better ad. It’s the measurement fallacy: people tend to think that what they can measure is what they want, just because they can measure it. And it’s endemic in the online advertising industry.
Felix Salmon - “The future of online advertising”
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  • 6 months ago
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A reminder to myself

We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in:
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little:
More than machinery we need humanity;
More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.

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Soma is what they would take when
hard times opened their eyes
Saw pain in a new way
High stakes for a few names
Racing against sunbeams
Losing against fig trees
The Strokes - Soma
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  • 10 months ago
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A dollar used to purchase a median-price, single-family California home in 1980 would have grown to $5.63 in 2007, and to $2.98 in 2010. The same dollar invested in the Dow Jones Industrial Index would have been worth $14.41 in 2007, and $11.49 in 2010.
Really makes me think about the value of owning a home. Couldn’t $200,000 to $300,000 be spent elsewhere while living without the fear of a housing market crash?
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  • 10 months ago
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Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.
Homer Simpson
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Email received. Respond to confirm reception of my email reception response.
My Dilbert thought of the day.
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I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Winston Churchill
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